Oh that husband...

This is what happens when husband has a blemish that's too obvious for his choir concert.
Me: "You're wearing makeup."
Brian: "How'd you know?!"
Me: "You were in my makeup!"
Brian: "Well I just dug around in there and found one that said 'concealer' and it was kind of skin-colored so I put it on and then it was all spotty so I got the little sponge and rubbed it until it was better."
Me: "omg."